Jason

How could you have dumped me Jason? You were my everything... you made me feel like a RAINBOW. I don't understand what more you could have wanted I woulda been a great wifey I woulda made u 2 min noodles I woulda done EVERYTHING. WASH YOUR CLOTHES. I even would have cut your cheese toasties in the right way. 

Yes you were a bit cringe but I luffed that.. well not all of it no offence I didn't really appreciate you being in hentai groups that shi is for loser incels but what yo girl is tryna say is you were the perfect manz... you were tall and had long hair, that's all I ever asked for

You were so weird man but that's 100% my type on paper I don't have time for the mingers... Y-you stole my heart Jame-I MEAN JASON!!! 

How could you have dribbled all this bs into my ears, how could you!! Yo ahh made me believe you actually wanted me!! finna go cry now fake ahhes everywhere what is going onnnnn AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT U WERE SO ROMANTICAL WHYYYYYYYY DID U DO THIS WHYYY IS YO GIRL NOT EENOUGH what are you even LOOKING for JASON!???? 

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