Here's an interesting dilemma I learned about recently. Two prisoners are detained for a crime. Let's call them Arthur and Ben. Both men are given a proposition; they could go free if they come forward, but the other person will get an extended sentence. About 15 years. However, this is only true if only one of them goes forward. If they both come forward, they will both get 7 years. If neither co... » Continue Reading
"Do not argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience." "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." "One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject." "I swear boys are like trees-they take 100 years to grow up." "It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and absolutely none to sit there ... » Continue Reading
I've got nothing else to post and I need a good laugh. "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "I'm on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some whould call a 'floor.' A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, as I may not return alive." "It's always the last place you look. Of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking after I... » Continue Reading
I don't know what to post, so here's some more quotes that I have collected over the years: "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction makes sense." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence you tried. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished." "Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young." "Most learn by observation, some learn by experimentat... » Continue Reading
I am planning on doing an April Fool's stream where I play "the greatest game ever made" while eating jelly beans. I'll go stream on April 1st at 3:00 PM EST on Twitch. Link is in my linktree. If you can't make it, I will have it posted to my YouTube channel. It is also linked in the linktree. » Continue Reading
Here are some random character quotes cuz I'm bored: "Some people are like slinkies. Good for nothing, but fun when you push them down a flight of stairs." "The dinosaur extinction was no accident. Barney came and they all offed themselves." "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "Note to self: It is illegal to stab someone for being stupid." "They who laugh last didn't get it. Th » Continue Reading
I just made new accounts on Everskies and Ximboland. If you're on those sites, feel free to give me a follow[if you choose.] They're linked on my Linktree[the big green tree button on my page.] » Continue Reading