I think youse know the drill at this point.

"Do not argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience."

"The  difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

"One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"I swear boys are like trees-they take 100 years to grow up."

"It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face."

"Eh. I had a good run."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Whoever said 'anything is possible' never tried to slam a revolving door."

"If you stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation."

"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and only 12 to reach out and slap someone."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just yours is stupid."

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't wanna be there when it happens."

"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me."