Random Character Quotes

Here are some random character quotes cuz I'm bored:

• "Some people are like slinkies. Good for nothing, but fun when you push them down a flight of stairs."
• "The dinosaur extinction was no accident. Barney came and they all offed themselves."
• "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
• "Note to self: It is illegal to stab someone for being stupid."
• "They who laugh last didn't get it. They who laughed first has the dirtiest mind."