1. He sounds sooo good 2. Slimey 3. His singing is soo good 4. He's soooo hot🤤🤤 5. I forgot 6. He's so niche and underground and shit 8. I forgot 9. He's mega against ice which is so so based 10. He yes 11. Transgender furries like him If this has convinced you, I recommend your first impression of him be either saddeststory, jungle, or vet » Continue Reading
I invented the concept of liquid, and i plan to erase cucumbers from existence. I listened to the entirety of ΩΣPx0(2^18×5^18)p*k*k*k by bull of heaven and it was so so worth it and good. I emailed a transgender furry recommending them 2slimey and I plan to make a career out of doing just that all day every day. Whenever the paint on my walls starts to peel off, I eat it. ASAP rocky told me to end... » Continue Reading
The telemarketing cats in my basement have unionized against me and are demanding pay beyond space in my house and food. I have considered getting into selling my tumors for money OR splitting into 16 separate beings via mitosis to replace the cats. I have my skin constantly covered in barbecue sauce to improve the taste but it only really works for the first layer of skin. My mother came back to ... » Continue Reading
I am secretly an 60 year old man with diarrhea and toenail cancer, and my life can't get any better. I have been doing nothing but playing cruelty squad and drinking horseshoe crab blood for 8 days and it's too awesome. What? My vision is tinted red and every time I am in direct sunlight, my skin starts to peel off and I have to eat it or else someone will come for me. My skin peeling off in direc... » Continue Reading
I HATE las vegas!! There's too many people, it constantly smells like weed or cigarette smoke, everything's too expensive, there's casinos literally everywhere, it's always loud as hell, the 400 neon signs at night burn your eyes off, everything has alcohol in it, everything fun is either $80 or 21+, and there's too many stupid ass shirts and hats with stuff like "I wish trump could kiss me" or "I... » Continue Reading
i found OFFICIAL SEMATARY AND BLADEE merch while thrifting for only a total of like $27 they're so cool it's a cold visions and a bloody angel shirt the bladee shirt the sematary shirt » Continue Reading
I GOT THE HDOE AFFLICTION SHIRT!!! i was so stoked when i saw it at zumiez that i started peeing and farting and crying all at the same time in the middle of the store. it may have costed me both of my kidneys AND all of my cat's fur but it was totally worth it!!! josh pickle » Continue Reading