The TRUE motives of the super bowl...

I invented the concept of liquid, and i plan to erase cucumbers from existence. I listened to the entirety of ΩΣPx0(2^18×5^18)p*k*k*k by bull of heaven and it was so so worth it and good. I emailed a transgender furry recommending them 2slimey and I plan to make a career out of doing just that all day every day. Whenever the paint on my walls starts to peel off, I eat it. ASAP rocky told me to end my life in one of his most recent songs and nobody believes me when I say "Josh pickle, you should get in a car crash on purpose" is directed towards me. Most of the telemarketing cats in my basement have left except for a few that are now just my roommates. I qent to Coachella festival yesterday and the only people there was a homeless person. I sleep for multiple hours at night, I can't stop breathing, and I can't go a full 5 days without drinking water. I think something is wrong with me. THERE IS AN ENORMOUS SPIDER OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE. Y. I drink multiple gallons of ranch every day and it's making me lose my ability to walk. Frogs eat my skin now.

P.S. my toenail cancer has gotten to stage 26 and I'm 96 years old now

P.P.S. WHAT