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#12 The Cheap Circus
Category: Parties and Nightlife
A very (very) cheap circus owner was trying to add some new acts to his 'Oddities of the World' exhibit. He had the world's tallest dwarf (a 6' tall man), a man-eating chicken (a guy with a bucket of fried chicken) and his star attraction : The world's only stripe-less Zebra! The crowd held their breathe in anticipation until he walked a white horse into the center ring! (Ba dum bum ) Submitted by... » Continue Reading
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#11 Blonde and Zebra in a Bathtub
Category: Pets and Animals
So there’s a zebra and a blonde in a bathtub, and the zebra turns around to the blonde and says, “Can you please pass me the soap?” and the blonde says, “What do you think I am, a typewriter?!” » Continue Reading
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#10 Blonde’s Pet Zebra
Category: Pets and Animals
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot! » Continue Reading
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#9 How to hunt a zebra
Category: Pets and Animals
How did the lion say to hunt the zebra? He didn't go ov » Continue Reading
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#8 Zebra's Favorite Movie
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
What is a zebra's favorite movie? The ones in black and white! Watch the video HERE ! » Continue Reading
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#6 Appetite like a horse
Category: Food and Restaurants
What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra! » Continue Reading
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#5 Black, White and Green?
Category: Art and Photography
What is black and white, black and white, black and white, and green? 3 zebras eating a pickle! » Continue Reading
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#4 Zebra Gone To Heaven
Category: Religion and Philosophy
A zebra dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is waiting and says, “Go through those gates and God will answer all of your questions.” The zebra goes through the gates and asks God, “Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?” God says, “Y » Continue Reading
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#3 50 Horses and a Zebra
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
What do you call a guy with 50 horses and a zebra? Multi-cultural! » Continue Reading
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#2 What is a zebra anyway?
Category: Pets and Animals
What is a zebra anyway?Posted on February 19, 2012 » Continue Reading
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#1 The Foreign Man Joke
Category: Pets and Animals
Once there was a foreign guy and he needed to learn how to speak English. So he asked his English speaking wife to learn. She said, “Go to the airport, go to the zoo, and go to the hospital.” He went to the airport and everyone was saying “Take off, ta » Continue Reading