A very (very) cheap circus owner was trying to add some new acts to his 'Oddities of the World' exhibit. He had the world's tallest dwarf (a 6' tall man), a man-eating chicken (a guy with a bucket of fried chicken) and his star attraction : The world's only stripe-less Zebra! The crowd held their breathe in anticipation until he walked a white horse into the center ring! (Ba dum bum ) Submitted by... » Continue Reading
So there’s a zebra and a blonde in a bathtub, and the zebra turns around to the blonde and says, “Can you please pass me the soap?” and the blonde says, “What do you think I am, a typewriter?!” » Continue Reading
A zebra dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is waiting and says, “Go through those gates and God will answer all of your questions.” The zebra goes through the gates and asks God, “Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?” God says, “Y » Continue Reading
Once there was a foreign guy and he needed to learn how to speak English. So he asked his English speaking wife to learn. She said, “Go to the airport, go to the zoo, and go to the hospital.” He went to the airport and everyone was saying “Take off, ta » Continue Reading