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Introduction

Category: SpaceHey

you're inside a theater. as you're sitting comfortably in the red seat, you notice the emptiness and the chilly dark atmosphere around the place. the lights on the stage are open, but nobody's there. there isn't even a single a prop on the stage. it's as empty as the theater itself. suddenly, a man comes out from the curtain. he walks into stage he stops in the middle of the stage he cleans off a ... » Continue Reading

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I evicted my 18 year old tenant and her family hates me

Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

I've been working as a landlord for the past 34 years and never have I ever seen such thing in my life before. It was a Friday morning, a few days ago, and this tenant of mine has been renting one of my apartments for a few months now. She's a first year student in a local university. Even though she's a pretty sweet girl, she tends to be late on rent quite often and as someone whose anger issues ... » Continue Reading

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I called a lesbian couple "yuri" and I'm so embarrassed

Category: Life

Yesterday, Sunday morning, my homie and I arranged a meeting at a local restaurant along with some friends of his that night. I don't really know much about said friends other than the fact that they're a lesbian couple. For some reason he told me to behave properly towards them, not sure why he had to specify. So, once my homie and I walked inside, the two girls were already seated. We talked a b... » Continue Reading

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I roasted my friend's bully using Reddit insults and now my friend is embarrassed

Category: Friends

Me and my pal Bob (not his real name) have been besties since the beginning of high school and we enjoy each other's company a lot. The only problem is Mary (again, not her real name), a big mean bully who's been trying non stop to ruin Bob's life for seemingly no reason other than her own miserable sense of satisfaction. So, one day, while me and Bob were laughing while browsing r/memes during re... » Continue Reading

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I roasted my wife's boyfriend and now my wife is mad at me

Category: Romance and Relationships

Thursday evening, my wife's boyfriend came over for dinner. The three of us seem to have a pretty stable relationship so far, which I'm pretty proud of. It feels like a little family, where I'm the kid. But anyway, like I said he came over for dinner (we had meatballs and french fries yum!) and my wife let him settle down and making sure all of his basic needs where met. As I was pouring a glass o... » Continue Reading

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ok but seriously wtf is up with Instagram rn

Category: Blogging

all I want is to create a damn art account but apparently its too much pressure for the folks at Instagram corp to add another account to their data servers from what I've seen I'm not the only one with this issue, a lot of other people have the same problem and for a very long time that is! welp, I guess the only place you can find my art is my newgrounds acc for now ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯ » Continue Reading

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need for madness has some of the best ost ive ever heard in a videogame

Category: Games

y'all should totally listen to the ost on YouTube. even though im one of those people who don't consider videogame osts to be real music, need for madness is one of the many exceptions also, I highly recommend checking out the game. it's a racing game with a unique set of stages and cars where you can either race to the finish or waste the opponents cars by bumping on them. the graphics may be una... » Continue Reading

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I've been putting estrogen pills on my friend's food as a prank

Category: Life

Ok, I know the title sounds crazy but trust me, this actually happened just yesterday So, there's this friend of mine who I'll just refer to as Joe to avoid any personal info about him being known on the Internet Joe and I are well known in school for the pranks we pull to each other. We never hesitate to follow an extreme approach on the matter sometimes. Some may view such relationships as toxic... » Continue Reading

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I called her a "hecking chonker like big chungus"

Category: Romance and Relationships

My girlfriend and I have been dating for 4 years now since middle school. She's absolutely gorgeous and meeting her was definitely the best thing that's ever happened in my life. Unfortunately, all good things have to come to an end... You see, my girlfriend is a little chubby and almost every day she would vent to me how uncomfortable she feels in her body, how much she hates it and how she wishe... » Continue Reading

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My tenant is angry at me for confiscating his gaming chair

Category: Blogging

My tenant is 24 years old and has been renting my apartment for four years now. He's a pretty decent guy, nothing too special, but still a pretty likeable person to be around eith. However, there's a drawback to his behaviors, that being his tardiness when it comes to paying rent. Usually, it ranges from three to four days, however this time he's gone too far and was late on rent for an entire wee... » Continue Reading

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The illusion of control in videogames

Category: Games

[NOTE: THIS BLOG POST IS MAINLY REFERRING TO PLATFORMERS AND RPGS] Lately, there's been this dilemma that popped in my head a few days ago regarding videogames and the sense of control... Are you controlling the character, or is the character controlling you? At first glance, the reason is obvious: you're in control. You're the one who forces the main character to wander around a code-filled waste... » Continue Reading

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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???

Category: SpaceHey

I just signed up on this website less than a few mins ago and already got 3 friends out of nowhere without engaging or interacting with anyone or anything in here. Is this a regular thing here, in SpaceHey? Should I be worried? I'm new here so I'm not sure how this whole thing works » Continue Reading

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