so, nero told me i could attach funny little images to my blogs and have them be all fancy shmancy but it ain't working. told me i should attach the image URL and i did but this damn old tiki 100 ain't doing it. since nero's such a deadweight im asking here for help » Continue Reading
it's done. dante is no more. it's all over. ..is what you thought id say. but no. i will be gone for a while as i have been tracked by the developers of ultimate marvel vs capcom 3 asking about my absence. i am no longer able to escape them and must unfortunately return to being blasted by zero infinites. wish me luck. Adiós. » Continue Reading
nero roped me into playing dnd as a frat house in an "adventuring school" so here's what we did: killed 11 blood frogs in a competition refused to search for a missing frat hous e partook in exams (boring) got killed by 4 vergils in an illusion test fight the missing frat house as our final exam and win they turned into skeletons. they chant "vecna prevails". the constellations melt, the » Continue Reading
the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. » Continue Reading
burn them to the ground. how are people supposed to recognize emotions from slight facial expressions. how are you supposed to notice slight body movements and cues and hints and things. it's like. can't you just say it outright?? i am not playing a game of charades with you poopyhead nuh uh » Continue Reading
sand. the thing to be mad at when you're at the beach. not only does it start to burn during the day but it also gets everywhere . bringing bags to the beach? SAND. your phone? SAND. any food or water? you're dropping it and getting SAND. no escape. and you can never get it out. it's a part of you now. » Continue Reading
as the title says. what's yall's highscore on the silly "man i don't have internet" game? nero told me he had like twenty thousand smt but he's probably lying. » Continue Reading
the bed is literally the best place of a person's home. it's always there for you to sleep on, to fall back to, to nap on, to relax on and so much more. and if you have a really soft mattress its even better, not to mention you can pile on plushies to cuddle. 10/10 amazing invention » Continue Reading
local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat. donations are streaming in from sympathetic supporters. shocking: sources close to cat say it has been fed between 4-6 hours ago. these claims are still under investigation. breaking news: cat was fed nearly 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk near it. cat claims fake mews this just in: we now have exclusive footage from our news a... » Continue Reading