I know my profile looks like shit on mobile and some set-ups, but I love it on my pc and am not gonna change it, at least for a while o7 Other than that, here's the credits for all the gifs/images on my profile: I GOT THE MUSIC ON THERE MYSELF, AND I'M SO PROUD :) The song is Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol/Generation X I dunno where the professional yapper meme came from L Stan, Syd, and Dina a... » Continue Reading
Hey there. I've decided to come back to this after looking at my old entries and some random Tumblr accounts, 'cause I've rediscovered the value of documenting things, even if it's my little rambles about my fixations. I know the amount people in the world that care enough about my silly streamer men to keep up with my rants, clips, etc. is-- cómo se dice-- zero , but I want fu » Continue Reading
So what if I wrote a Gekko-centric fic of him learning how to fit in to the Protocol, loaded with my headcanons and details to make the settings seem real? It'd be so epic, but who knows? » Continue Reading
< the relationship in games where each person likes someone else's vandal or phantom skin more and constantly picks it up, and the personalities of each player show through 3 » Continue Reading
Oops. Also, it'd be nice to be good at Valorant for reals. Also, it'd be nice to be able to focus on writing for long enough to publish something again. Damn. » Continue Reading
Wait, I'm back? The holidays made me completely forget I made this lmao. Hello if anyone's out there. If not, then greetings to the void, much care to you too, you empty abyss. Anyways, I'm here just to dump a theory I have about Cypher. I think t he individual we see on the battlefield and in Protocol HQ from the cinematics isn't the person Cypher but rather a remotely controlled android. First,... » Continue Reading
Dude, I swear I wanted to like this new gamemode, swiftplay. I would've preferred one with 1v1s or 2v2s with new maps specialized for that purpose, but swiftplay was highly requested on Reddit and Twitter and it wasn't too bad of an idea. However, swiftplay's econ severely misses the mark it needs to hit. Here's what I mean: The cred allowance in swiftplay is organized as Pistol: 800 2nd: 2400 (or... » Continue Reading
Why has no one showed me, a certified Omen main, this card? I wasn't an Omen main when it was released, but goddamn, this thing is so beautiful. Omen's face is still shadows, even when he's immortalized in stone as a statue, and he's barely keeping himself together as he helps the person in the flood. It's just the fact that Riot had him, when the other four of the Garden of Heroes cards are much... » Continue Reading
Alright. Hey, I'm Noodle. I like to play and think about and write about Valorant, my current fixation. I love the game, and I love the characters in it, and I love a couple content creators for it, all of which I may ramble about in this blog. In the past, I never used Myspace, but I wish I had, so I'm here now. I hate the layout of the Tumblr, and I'm not venturing into the hellhole that is Twit... » Continue Reading