it's nearly their birthday and they want throwup green hair. uglyass green. minecraft green. you know what type of green i'm talking about. look up green mildliner if you don't know what i'm talking about. truly the worst shade of green. the shade of green that is so ugly that they put it on cigarette packaging to try and repel people from buying it because of how ugly it is. that's real you can g... » Continue Reading
except matcha powder costs more than a fucking house so i poured a premade matcha latte into a white cake mix, added half a cup of olive oil, baked it, and very shittily decorated it it doesn't look great but it is the best egg crack day cak » Continue Reading
i understand if they're talking about elementary school but most people talk about having friends at school in the current day and i think most people here aren't elementary schoolers. so like. huh isn't it exhausting? they're always talking about physical school too so like don't you get sick from them? what about when your parents send you to school while you're sick. it's already hard to focus... » Continue Reading
it's like 2am and i can't sleep because of how fucking HOT it is. i had to get up and change into my short sleeved pajamas and i don't have my blanket on me and i am still SO HOT. help » Continue Reading
i like matcha. i think "hm. maybe i should make a matcha cake." i go online to my very white local grocery store's website. and 5 grams of matcha is 15 freedom eagles. i imagine this is because it's very very white. they have a single aisle for latino food and a single aisle for asian food. the rest is, apparently, food from the usa. yes of course cocoa grows in the usa don't worry about it. so an... » Continue Reading
i woke up at 1am and couldn't go back to sleep. oh well. got changed brushed my teeth and whatever else people do when they wake up. but i crave so strongly a fruity drink. unfortunately the last of our apple juice is gone. however we have strawberry fruit spread, ice, and water. if i just blended that together i would have the yummiest slushie of all time. except it's 4 am. i live with people. th... » Continue Reading
i made a post on Tumblr that said some shit like "i keep on not telling my squish i like them and it's killing me" and they replied to it with "hey :]" we're gonna start a minecraft world together since we can't meet irl and im so excited. when we start it im gonna ask them if it's ok if i start calling them my platonic partner i have been squishing on them for almost two years and the fact that t... » Continue Reading
every single day of summer break between elementary school years, my mom would force me to go outside with her to talk to strangers who only spoke spanish. or to stare at clothes for three hours while i stand there. or whatever. and every day, i would put socks on. and my mom would force them off of me and make me wear sandals. within three seconds, my feet would produce so much oil that i'm surpr... » Continue Reading
i have a date picked out for when im gonna tell them but it's so far away and i wanna tell them now i won't. but i want to they are so lovely. they live so far away but they are the sweetest, kindest, most considerate person i have ever met i need to hold their hand and snuggle with them and GOD i need to hold them i love them so much » Continue Reading
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