You have no game to play so ill give you some tips, use these and you'll be sure to get a bitch.When you cant get no fish in the pound use these in the sea. Are you a bank loan... because you have got my interest (this is for my older auidence) Your a fitty.. wanna pop a titty (this is hip and cool but can come off as pervy so be careful) dating for me is like golf... the lower number the better... » Continue Reading
Pick up line that have a 100% garenntees to work I'm not 14,but I think i'm the 1 4 u (for are 14+ club woo woo) I know I can't have you eyes, but are children can (for the family guy) If I flip a con, what are the chances of me getting head (this is very ricky be careful) My phone is missing something... Your number (great for firt a impressions) Are you mixes? Because I think you ha » Continue Reading
I'm good at algebre, I can replace your x and you wouldn't need to ask y 😘 I will stop loving you on February 30th xxxx I must be a snowflake... Because I've fallen for you ❤️❤️❤️ » Continue Reading
I welcome you to part 1 off my new series, i will publish once a week a new. Enjoy! Once upon an hour, there was a fergalicious, scrumdilly, big hunk of women with som » Continue Reading
I have a confession...i am a sound cloud rapper. Although oi have challenges, i have over come them; jumping over them like a horse over hurdles. Now i will rap for you.Only a taster tho. (slow beat but quickens) i know sometimes it may be hard but you got to get up and take it hard you may think nobody listens but your mums there your mums in my bed yeah , i said it » Continue Reading
Do you know whats not nice? People with ugly profile because when we become friend that is on me and my profile so when there a man being all depressed on the toilet it makes a mockery of me and my efforts. THIS IS AMID AT SOMEONE thaila » Continue Reading