Pick up lines pt3

Pick up line that have a 100% garenntees to work 

I'm not 14,but I think i'm the 1 4 u (for are 14+ club woo woo) 

I know I can't have you eyes, but are children can (for the 

family guy) 

If I flip a con, what are the chances of me getting head (this is very ricky be careful) 

My phone is missing something... Your number (great for firt a impressions) 

Are you mixes? Because I think you half fine, half mine (cam come off wrong but if you use it right dw)