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You have no game to play so ill give you some tips, use these and you'll be sure to get a bitch.When you cant get no fish in the pound use these in the sea.
Are you a bank loan... because you have got my interest (this is for my older auidence)
Your a fitty.. wanna pop a titty (this is hip and cool but can come off as pervy so be careful)
dating for me is like golf... the lower number the better (this is for all my 14 dating 11 year old. GET OUT THE PRIMARY SCHOOLS!)
you'r like an ocean.. i could swim in you all night (this is for all my life guards out there)
are you the 6th member of destinys child.. because id love to say your name (this is for you singer out there)
are you a bourbone biscuit.. because id love to open you up and lick your chocolate (50+ biccy lovers your welcome, this will defently spice up your bedroom life)
Thank me later
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swchr
yk the first one was like "yeah that's pretty good" but then it just went downhill so fucking quickly
I'm glad you enjoyed the one dedicated to my older views, I'll make more in future if you'd like.
by Sophie; ; Report
damn are you subtly calling me old lol? i'm only 16
by swchr; ; Report
how do you know what a bank loan is? i dont
by Sophie; ; Report
bro have you never borrowed something? a bank loan is literally just that. you borrow money and sometimes you have to pay a bit more (interest) as a sort of thanks to the bank
by swchr; ; Report
I don't borrow, I take
by Sophie; ; Report
theft
its called theft
by swchr; ; Report