arch got me hip to beading. They recently have been excelling and dominating the beading world, so of course, I wanted to see the hype. Putting plastic beads on elastic string, sounds simple right? Wrong. The mental anguish involved with understanding a bead pattern is something my feeble mind can’t fathom. In addition, my eyesight is apparently that of a clumsy pangolin so distinguishing a light ... » Continue Reading
Another day another nickel or some shit. Welcome to being young, carefree, married to my corporate job, and having the inexplicable urge to shitpost on company time. Nothing more riveting than showing up and logging onto spacehey. I feel like my boss assumes if she sees me in person, I'm doing this outstanding work...nope:) shitposting:) is:) my:) first:) amendment:) right:) in the words of my a... » Continue Reading
So I do advocacy work and I’m hosting a webinar on stalking next week. January is stalking awareness month so work asked me to present on it. I’m sitting here typing up the differences between the 5 types of stalkers and I just want to throw the whole slide away and write “incels.” I’m convinced majority of our issues would be solved if incels just fucked off. I’m sorry you’re so sexually frustrat... » Continue Reading
does anyone wanna shit post about this show with me and my friend arch? this shit is so nuts, when is tammy going to get regular and consistent therapy? why can Tammy find boyfriends left and right and I cant stand men? why did chris even pick tammy up from rehab lol » Continue Reading
my work caught on fire today…I work for a shelter. We had to buy 80 pairs of sweatpants for women and children whose clothes were damaged in the fire and smoke. I go with some of my coworkers to Walmart and they’re literally asking if we can get gender neutral kids underwear and socks…..bc that’s the top priority when women and children are standing outside in the cold with their belongings fucked... » Continue Reading
specifically, if you believe in heaven and hell, I think it’s time we decide what part we would play. If heaven is anything like the capitalist hellscape we currently live in, I’m assuming I’d have to “earn my keep,” or whatever your grandfather with undiagnosed PTSD from Vietnam would say. If I make it to heaven, I would specifically only wear hello kitty attire and otherwise look “kawaii.” I kno... » Continue Reading
so like why dominos? why not marbles? or tacks? or some other old ass game you'd find hobos in black and white movies playing as they wait for the next train to hop on. Does it bother anyone that we have a whole pizza brand modeled around some grimey fucking hobo game. No ode to mother italy or maybe even the fact that its hastily made food. Lets pick a half assed game atleast....like spoons. Peop... » Continue Reading
has anyone thought about the fact that applebees couldve taken the time to completely rebrand itself during the pandemic. Like im thinking they couldve done an environmentalist 180 pivot...like hey we give a FUCK about the environment. They have a fruit and the word bees in their name. Bees might as well be the unproblematic national animal of America at this point. Think about if they did a marke... » Continue Reading
you know...it's 2022. It's time we all "use the whole cow." A wise shaman once said that to me. Stop wasting human anatomy and start eating ass. Really, this is my new political platform. A new era, a new dawn. Ass--the new white meat. » Continue Reading
hey, i've got an uncontrollable lust for the ravioli king. I think it's time I share these thoughts...I want to be the pasta king's slut. His lil creamy pasta shell if you will. Think about a reliable italian man who just wants to feed you sugary wet pasta. He's frugal and economically savvy and knows how to preserve his pasta seed. Think about the apocalypse and now think about a pasta icon who w... » Continue Reading
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