gender neutral underwear

We had to buy 80 pairs of sweatpants for women and children whose clothes were damaged in the fire and smoke. I go with some of my coworkers to Walmart and they’re literally asking if we can get gender neutral kids underwear and socks…..bc that’s the top priority when women and children are standing outside in the cold with their belongings fucked in a fire days after Christmas. May I add, I am ALL for gender neutral clothing but until Walmart adds that section in all stores, I’m going to grab whatever I can find as quickly as possible in times of crisis. Trust me, it would’ve been much easier throwing 20 packs of gender neutral underwear in a cart and calling it a day.

i feel like I live in some alternate reality where everyone I work with is half functioning hoping I’m able to figure out the crisis while exerting as little energy as possible. Truly iconic. do you think people collect flies in their mouth when they only operate as a mouth breather?