"joanan do u like this picture of me, ok so joanna this is my recreation of lunch, so this is me and this is lauren, HEy put that phone away or ill take ur phome." pam and janet spoke with mcdonals. "meow" "wuat‘ WUAT?“ pam hides a secret from eveybody, it's a secret that no one should know. Not even she herself should know. At night, she shape shifts into janets poop after janet eats oranges. He... » Continue Reading
"5$ for a portillos bag with shit in it, and corn on the side." -J "on the side, included. Shane dawson is janet." - P It was valentines day at the morton freshmen center, everyone was with their loved ones at scul. Pamela wrestled with lauren and threw her onto the celiling. Janet gave joanna a laced skittles with a note that said she knew where she lived. And hailey and katelynn fell off the sta... » Continue Reading
"happy birthday fart." what. "i have a dolly parton shirt." she giggles. "silly little goose, UGH i burperd. that's like my favorite thing to do." she coughed, she turned her head to look at my computer screen. She observed carefully, with each pixel flaring on the screen. "im so excited! part 5." what she did next shocked the world. she started to watch dhar man. everybody knows my story animated... » Continue Reading
Janet sat across of me, unknowing of her surroundings. She scrubbed her nose with her hands and made the grinch face. What she said next made my heart stop. "How do you suck pp with ur boty checks.....?" i looked at her with horrified eyes. what?. How could she say that? I froze, my hands trembled. "One time i saw elmo in real life." She spoke again. This time, I could feel cold breeze go through ... » Continue Reading
Janeto. yes. janeto. she. she is the one at night, who crepes along your window. She does the stanky leg along your celing. Oh so quietly it's like a whisper in the wind. Her boty checks clap along the depths of darkness in your room. "snifffff...................ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. joanna......i here yhuu...OOP." she spoke with mystery. yes. such mystery. but that all ended, when the orange she ate e... » Continue Reading
Janet. How mysterious. How can one, be so mysterious. She came out of twilight, like a wolf. "ughughugh." she gaggled. Wow. How primiscouis. After she ate her orange, she had the need to scratch her boty checks. Her eyes enlargened like saucers. She had found out her boty check hair has grown intro a braid. Oh. The sorrow. How will she ever feel emotion ever again...? » Continue Reading
Janet sat across me, she had her legs crossed while she ate oranges. Her small petite little hands carefully peeling the orange as she popped it into her mouth. She had her headphones on, i heard it from across the room. She played taylor swift on shuffle with katy perry. "385 BCE." she said. Why? Such prescie words she spoke. I hope she jujus on that beat. » Continue Reading