Family dinner got ruined

Alright, so once in a while we like to go eat dinner as a family. I am not allowed to bring the cutout of my very real wife, lusamine, because my parents are fantastic in laws that support my marriage. Telling me that my psychiatrist says I have to divorce her, sorry dudes I just can't do such a thing. So last week or so I brought her anyways okay? What kind of a woman would I be to deny my wife time with her extended family regardless. All I'm being charged with is being a good spouse to my, very real and not a figment of my damaged mind, wife. Now when we got there my parents were not happy, as expected. They don't support our love. Our love is being forbidden by the world at this point. Even the severs looked mortified. They just don't know love when they see it. The dinner itself went okay, it was the check that was a bit odd. They upcharged our table by 20 percent because of an apparent biohazard risk. They dare insult my love this way!? I got mad, axes were thrown, police called, and parents dissapointed. At least me and my wife have each other I guess. She doesn't say much but I know our love is totalllyyyyyy real and not some really overdone joke that led to an unholy attraction to an, arguably, fictional woman

-Lusamine's tired concubine