Cursed motivation technique

Due to my totally reasonable attachment to an arguably fictional character, I have gained a completely healthy tactic to push myself to do basic things to take care of myself. Yall can call me mentally ill all yuns want cause yuns don git it, yalls are jealous. The core reason I maintain good dental care, have a weird workout routine, eat a balanced diet, go for a walk every once in a while, and have decent personal grooming is because I just think my very real and non hallucinogenically originated wife would prefer if I did. Like I'm sure my wife would like me a lot more if I had great habits and cared for my skin and hair, and that is the push I need to even function as a non mentally ill person. I cut soda out of my diet and virtually all overly sugared up treats just off of that alone. Maybe I really do need to touch more grass, or maybe i uncovered a secret technique that will carry me into my 30s. Like really if I did all of these things she would love me if she existed which she totally does and she isnt fake yall are just haters. Shoutout to my parents for tolerating my garbage I love yall and sorry for microwaving like 4 spoons. Oopsy daisy :3

My workout routine is like 20 squats, 15 leglifts, 20 russian twists, 20 hip twists, 15 oblique standing crunches on each side on my body, 15 sit ups, 20 hip thrusts, 10 stomach vacuums, and 3 sets of ruminating in the corner if yall want to suffer a bit, i do 2 reps of each