Banned from the bodega

Okay it was a pretty nice day until I got word that I am no longer allowed to set foot in many of my local shops. All I did was bring a pillow endowed with an, arguably r rated, image of my wife. Apparently you aren't allowed to bring your spouses anywhere these days. I went in the store with her as anyone else would their partners and then the shopkeep gained a look of what can only be described as a loss of faith in humanity. Not 5 minutes later this biased shopkeeper told me I had to "get out" and "he couldn't stand the fumes" I argued in favour of my woman as any good wife would and he threatened to call a bomb squad to evacuate the place. Since I did not care to deal with the fees that would come with that, I left. It turns out this menace called alllll of the local store owners and told them to refuse me any service. This world has gone to crap I'll tell you that.

-Lusamine's agitated concubine