I worked on a new layout all night last night and the fruits of my labour are an impressive new futuristic layout. The old layout was boring and dark, nothing like my personality 😉 Nothing at all like my life 👌 A tunnel of flashing red and blue over a nostalgic 8 bit font, the layout is a vision of the future from the past, a sensory experience that is not overloading, but stimulating in a way tha... » Continue Reading
Duh duh, duh duh, ding, reee ruuu, duh duh duh duh, rirr, rirrr. Of all the languages I speak, possibly the one I most enjoy is the difficult, nuanced language of left hand guitar technique. Slide after slide then ending in a bend, only to pull the string up into a pinch harmonic... What's that? A tonic scale run, only to be followed by a dissonant harmonic minor scale, then another, raised by on... » Continue Reading
Sometimes I feel like the Kodoku, the last survivor of a great war, poisoned with the blood of my kin. Inside my heart is but another demon, to never be purged, because that demon is my true self. Will I be released from this vase they call life? Or shall I forever be forced to fight another battle, until I am, myself, destroyed? Was my destiny always this way? I now crave the poison, as it is my ... » Continue Reading
Fire, one of the base elements, not just in fictional but also the real universe is a powerful, destructive force. Kane, for example, has fire shoot from the turnbuckles when he slams his hands down, a show of destructive force, but also intense control of the base elemtents. Squirtle will be your biggest obstacle in life, much like The Undertaker was the greatest obstacle in the life of Kane. Wi... » Continue Reading
Sometimes when you are on the bus, you happen to stumble upon a man parting his lips, only to chug his golden-brown elixir. He takes a big chug and says that nobody respects him, that he has an Albatross around his neck and he will swim back to his homeland like his ancestor, Napoleon. Is this man real, or a vision of my future, a spectre meant to haunt my very soul? Either way, it doesn't matter,... » Continue Reading
What's the difference between a mole and a groundhog? The pain of opening your eyes and seeing the light that is a bit too bright. Just like carrots sticks eaten in a dark closet, only the pain will give you realization. Wait, was that last carrot stick I ate a finger? I didn't even feel any pain because I was contextually thinking of my fingers as carrot sticks, which cannot feel pain (once divi... » Continue Reading
Aren't spiders such a cool little bug? It's definitely one of the most dominant, it eats other bugs! Today, however, we are not here to discuss the unlimited potential of eating bugs or the circle of life, we are here to talk about tattoos! Tattoos are cool when you're getting them, fun to look at and damaging to the body, which is kino and shit, but what I am here to lecture you about is that my... » Continue Reading