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The Bus Driver is Trying to Kill Me

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Slam on the brakes again, and take that turn at full speed, it feels so good to be thrown around like a fucking animal in a cage...

Maybe if you could bother, can you come back here and slam my head against the plexiglass window and ask me if that hurt.

Yeah, it hurt, I slammed my head against the fucking window you retard.
The girls at the Tim Hortons in the south end on mapleview are trying to kill me, they poison my drinks

If I order Timbits they take the gloves off and roll the Timbits around in their bare hand before they drop them in the box.
They ask me if the Timbits taste burnt... taste burnt? Do they even cook Timbits?
Keep playing your loud ass music on the beach with your annoying ass kids,
and keep staring at me bitch, your thick beard might impress your kids but it makes you look like a unkempt psychopath like charles manson.
I see you and your children staring at me, and looking away every time I catch eyes with you, because you are a bunch of coward gangstalkers.
The grocery store is a trap, they are always asking for you to buy stuff
that you don't need and if you don't buy enough they will make fun of your race and push you down and make you eat dirt.
I don't want to eat dirt, I want to eat thinly cut chicken cutlets, and I will cut them myself because those aren't available.


Whoa, sorry for the Schitzo rant. I just think that people on the bus, and in the stores and hanging out at the beach are all trying to kill me. They don't care about playing music.

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drooling over the chaotic layout like they’re thinly cut chicken cutlets


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I promise next time I'll get the colors right the first time.

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