THE WIZARD
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT 'GLOP' IS????!?!!
Category: Food and Restaurants
WHAT IS GLOP!?!? WHAT IS GLOP??!?!?!! GLOP IS A FANTASTIC DISH AND IM GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE IT!!!! WHAT YOU'LL NEED; CONDENSED TOMATO SOUP MILK GARLIC SALT WHITE OR YELLOW ONIONS YELLOW BELL PEPPER CHIVES BLACK PEPPER WATER BREAD CRUMBS PARMESAN CHEESE ROSEMARY ITALIAN SEASONING ELBOW MACARONI (OR ANY OTHER FLAVOR O » Continue Reading
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BEHOLD!!! A NEW SONG APPEARS ON THE WIZARD'S PAGE!!!!!!!!
Category: Blogging
THIS WONDROUS SONG IS MEANT TO SOOTHE TRAVELERS FROM THROUGHOUT THE MANY REALMS! I only hope you will STAY A WHILE and enjoy these SICK ASS BEATS with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! » Continue Reading
GOOD MUSIC
Category: Music
LIKE ANY GOOD WIZARD, I LOVE TO EXPAND MY TASTE - does anyone have any NASTY and/or VILE recommendations? I LOVE GOREGRIND, POWERMETAL, and ANYTHING WITH A PROPER DEATH GROWL. I ALSO LIKE TAMER MUSICS, such as TROPICAL FUCK STORM or I MONSTER, but I AM PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR some VILE METAL that will EXPLODE MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE GOOD OR BAD MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... » Continue Reading
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THE ETHICS OF USING THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE
Category: Blogging
YES it is ETHICAL to USE THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE, if the subjects required DIDNT WANT TO BE THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE then they WOULDNT HAVE VOLUNTEERED!!!!! SEEING this ARGUMENT OF FALSEHOODS being spread is RIDICULOUS!!!!!! ALL GOOD WIZARDS know how to SPOT A FALSE STONE, and STONES THAT HAD UNWILLING PARTICIPANTS!!!!!!!! STOP ASKING ME WHERE I SOURCE MY ETHICAL STONES FROM, HE IS A RECLUSIVE SELLER... » Continue Reading
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PONDERING MY ORB
Category: Blogging
WHO is up PONDERING THEIR ORB... I am TIRED of ACCOUNTING and MANAGING ASSETS, RETURN ME TO THE AETHERIAL PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! » Continue Reading
POTATO SOUP SO GOOD YOULL WANT TO SMITE A DEMON!!!!!!!
Category: Food and Restaurants
OH WIZARD, I hear you say, NOT ANOTHER RECIPE WITH ONIONS… YES!!!! We ARE doing onions, AGAIN!!!!!!! ONIONS protect your SPIRIT from ASTRAL TAINT when you explore the FIFTH DIMENSION!!!!! WHAT YOU’LL NEED; CONDENSED OF POTATO SOUP SPRING ONIONS SWEET ONIONS MILK HOW YOU’LL MAKE IT; Put two cans of condensed cream of potato into a pot, adding two cans of milk into the pot after. » Continue Reading
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THE BEST BREAKFAST THAT YOUR KING NEVER COULD AFFORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Category: Food and Restaurants
WIZARD, I hear you ask, WHY DO ALL YOUR RECIPES INCLUDE EGGS??!?!?!?!?!!!???! Well, I have an answer for that!!!! As an impressionable child I watched BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, and upon WITNESSING the SHEER, YOLKED POWER of GASTON, I began to eat eggs daily. AND NOW, WITH THE POWER OF MY GRIMOIRE'S BEST RECIPES, YOU CAN TOO!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT YOU'LL NEED; EGGS SALT BLACK PEPPER BUTTER WAFFLES (I prefer b... » Continue Reading
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SIX STEP EGGS THAT BLOW YOUR SOCKS CLEAN OFF
Category: Food and Restaurants
YOU, YES, YOU, THE READER OF THIS SENTENCE!! YOU will need a PAN, a SHARP KNIFE, a CUTTING BOARD (or you can use your hands, if you don't mind losing a finger or two) and a SPATULA to CRAFT THIS. I AM NOT LIABLE for ANY ACCIDENTS that may occur due to OTHER ALCHEMISTS DEVIATING from the STANDARD RECIPE!!!!! WHAT YOU'LL NEED; EGGS SPANISH, SWEET, or WHITE ONIONS SPRING ONIONS (commonly known » Continue Reading