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Housewife Still For Hire!

Category: Romance and Relationships

Continuation off last blog, yes I’m serious, no you don’t need to pay me, just give me a space to live, yes that makes being an adult a requirement.  Message or comment if interested !! » Continue Reading

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Housewife for Hire!

Category: Romance and Relationships

Now taking applications for abductions!! actually so tired of the people I live with, and I need a way out. I can cook and clean, lwk basically just a housewife. There are, “other” benefits, too.  There are prerequisites obviously, inquire inside. » Continue Reading

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Warning! Pedo exposure!

Category: Blogging

Yeah there’s this guy on here, he was under the name of Kukey, his name is Ahmed, he is 18, and he was sending discord invites. The discord he was advertising just discovered that he was a pedophile through his twitter and steam library, and also he advocated for rape? Stay safe out there, and be weary. » Continue Reading

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Tips & Tricks From A Dead Gal #2

Category: Life

I was talking to a friend today while I was playing Dark Souls II, and they were talking to me about how they didn’t know what they wanted to do with their future, they didn’t know what they wanted to be.  I’m sure there are a lot of you out there feeling that exact same thing, so I’ll tell you what I told them. Slow down. It doesn’t matter. A lot of people are so concerned about what they’re gonn... » Continue Reading

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The Fish Lies With You #4

Category: Blogging

Okay I’m a huge fan of Azumanga Daioh, it’s my favorite tv show/manga of all time. My favorite character is Yukari, and lwk I’m sweet on her (I know… I’m such a fucking chud for liking a fictional character like that…) and I made a shocking and very pleasant discovery today.  Kiyohiko Azuma had actually made her design prior to Azumanga Daioh. It seems it’s the same character, but that’s up to spe... » Continue Reading

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Hey! You!

Category: Writing and Poetry

Yeah you! I see you scrolling with them dry ass lips. AH AH AH AH AH don’t you try and lick them now. dry ass lip having ass. » Continue Reading

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wait, what? (I can’t believe it’s not butter bean!)

Category: SpaceHey

Did I seriously just watch someone dox an ex they were mad at, both of them children? That’s actually insane. We need like Licenses to use social media. » Continue Reading

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Ki Moments #1

Category: Blogging

So I just saw the Sonic animation that they dropped for the 35th anniversary thing and HOLY AURA. My GOAT SON Metal absolutely DOGWALKS all of them. So peak. The animation quality was also really good. That reminds me, Dragon Ball is having a remake, and it seems like everyone is really getting their expectations way too high. It’s just gonna make it look better, and maybe tie it up with the manga... » Continue Reading

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Tips & Tricks From A Dead Gal #1

Category: Life

The most important lesson I’ve learned in my entire life, both as a child and as an adult, is something I hold near and dear to my heart, and I think that it’s something that needs to be shared. No matter who you are or where you are in life, always, always remember: You can do whatever you want forever. Like seriously you can do whatever you want forever. If you can think it, you can go out and d... » Continue Reading

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The Fish Lies With You #3

Category: Parties and Nightlife

Has anyone here ever tried diphenhydramine (Benadryl/DPH) recreationally? I did the other day and it was kind of lame tbh. I went in on 550mgs, and all I got was a libido hike for like 15 min, heavy limbs, and fucked up cognitive function, mostly memory, the days after. Did I do something wrong? I always hear about hallucinations and stuff like that, and that’s what I was aiming for. It was a real... » Continue Reading

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The Fish Lies With You #2

Category: Blogging

AAAAAAA okay okay so this girl I’m talking to is having a little bit of trouble coming out to her “friends” (I say that with quotes bc imo a few of them are assholes) so I came up with a plan and she confirmed it, I’m going to be introduced to the friend group, boy mode for a month or so, and then come out as trans to all of them to find out their feelings on trans people, to make it easier for my... » Continue Reading

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The Fish Lies With You #1

Category: Blogging

Today I called in sick to work! I sat at home all day and played Dark Souls II. It was really fun! I made myself a Stouffers meal for lunch, my god I really recommend those. Specifically the family sized ones. They’re so cost efficient and so fucking delicious.  I play a lot of DBZ Dokkan Battle, and today the EZA for LR PHY Metal Cooler got announced and I’m so excited because if you’re coming he... » Continue Reading

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