me and my gf are both A+ 110% virgins like she just started cheek kisses at 18 n i have only had a freak makeout. n like she is really hot so every now and then i tell her that n shes like, “yo ny gfs a freak, if she wants to have sex n shit im gonna follow her lead” but like brother, i am not a freak fr, just a pervert. she knows im a perv bc like ive shown signs but like… im not …. also she was ... » Continue Reading
my gfs pretty cool and i really like her and shes like really into me which is awesome. like shes a total gf girl and like cool whatever but somtimes she says things to me thats just like … do you know who i am? like she asked me about december 3rd n i was like what was that and its like im trading jackets thing n im like cool whatever so i do it n today she asked me if im doing this school sports... » Continue Reading
what should my reward for finishing my project be? 1. roblox 2. add more blinkies 3. bed early 4. change tiktok pfp to christmas one w/ gf 5. edit pics of my friends 6. learn its been so long on bass 7. make lolbit ears headband 8. wear my princess hat » Continue Reading
ITS OFFICIALLY DOUCHEBAG WINTER BITCHES! i legitimately listen to the used seasonally and now is the time. i made a playlist, i urge you all to participate in being someones asshole boyfriend for the next couple months bc this is my favorite time of the year as someone who hates the cold and is miserable all the time. Some douchebag music examples: 1. the used 2. butthole surfers 3. Taking back su... » Continue Reading
ITS SO COLD ITS SO COLD ITS SO COLD I MISS SUMMER, ITS 39° FARENIHENT?? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE I LIVE IN THE SOUTHERN US! BEING HOT IS OUR THING!!! FUCK!! I WANT TO DIE WHY IS IT SO COLD » Continue Reading
Why must I try to find the good in the people who are the biggest cunts in the universe? I hate you people, I hope you die, I hope you die so bad. So miserable, so embarrassing to be around. » Continue Reading
This is such a first world problem but she’s been taking my apple watch instead of hers, taking my chargers and taking my things off chargers and never putting my stuff back on my chargers when she’s done with them. not the worst thing she’s done but just her annoying new habit as of late. » Continue Reading