happy douchebag winter

ITS OFFICIALLY DOUCHEBAG WINTER BITCHES!

i legitimately listen to the used seasonally and now is the time. i made a playlist, i urge you all to participate in being someones asshole boyfriend for the next couple months bc this is my favorite time of the year as someone who hates the cold and is miserable all the time.

Some douchebag music examples:

1. the used

2. butthole surfers

3. Taking back sunday + brand new

4. limp bizkit

5. korn

6. slipknot

7. la dispute

8. beastie boys

9. anything gross raunchy

10. anything that is the favorite song/band of the worst guy you know

11. smashing pumpkins on the dl

12. finger eleven

13. peak stone temple pilots

14. weezer but none of the good songs

some douchebag activity ideas:

1. use spacehey

2. wear hoodie over head

3. dont listen to music as a protest of the modern day music scene

4. go to local shows and either kill people in the pit or act super uninterested

5. make up your own parameters of the pit

6. poop on everyones parade

7. engage in a situtationship over discord

8. wear brown and green

9. dont wash your socks

this is completely fake and stupid and all for shits and giggles have fun happy cold months