BUTTER ON YA THIGH

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Two sentence horror story #4
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
i went to the kitchen to see my wife cooking me dinner, little did i know it was EVIL wife who wanted to poison me. » Continue Reading
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The chances of getting a girlfriend as a radiohead fan, backed up with science.
Category: School, College, University
Ah, the age-old question: What are the chances of finding love as a Radiohead fan? Finally, science has an answer. 1. Compatibility Metrics: - PROS: - Deep emotional intelligence (or at least a convincing facade of it). - Excellent taste in music (objectively correct). - Ability to discuss existential dread with poetic flair. - CONS: - May unironically describ... » Continue Reading
Two sentence horror #3
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
I opened my fridge, "boo" said the evil fridge monster that was going to eat me. » Continue Reading
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Top 10 most attractive people on earth
Category: Life
1. Me 2. Me 3. Me 4. Me 5. Me 6. Me 7. Me 8. Me 9. Me 10. Me » Continue Reading
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Top 10 games.
Category: Games
1. Megaman X4 2. Super Mario Galaxy 3. UNDERTALE 4. Ultrakill. 5. DELTARUNE 6. Donkey Kong Country 2 7. DOOM ETERNAL 8. LISA: The Painful. 9. LISA: The Joyful. 10. NEW Super Mario Bros U. » Continue Reading
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STOP GLAZING INDIE MEDIA HOLY SHIIIIIT
Category: Games
(THIS IS NOT AN ATTACK TOWARDS INDIE CREATORS OF ANY SORT, THIS IS JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION ABOUT SOME POPULAR INDIE MEDIA. I LOVE INDIE PROJECTS AND SUPPORT THEM.) GAMES EVERY INDIE GAME IS NOT A PERFECT GEM UNDER A FUCKING BOULDER IT'S NOT. Undertale, Shovel knight, Ultrakill and Cuphead are good Indie games, great indie games. They have amazing GAMEPLAY. » Continue Reading
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Can we NOT do this.
Category: Life
Can we please stop normalizing porn, genuinely, can we go back to kink shaming. This generation is obsessed with sex it's actually crazy. » Continue Reading
I lied, i'm sorry
Category: Life
I've lied to you guys and i just want to come clear. No, i'm not a 6'5 millionaire feminist bodybuilder trying to stop women's periods once and for all, i'm 5'6 and broke. » Continue Reading
Yk y'all want me fr
Category: Life
Bruhh i'm soo bored rn i aint go no girl to talk to and all my friends busy help me out y'all (6'5" millionaire saying this btw) » Continue Reading