The chances of getting a girlfriend as a radiohead fan, backed up with science.

Ah, the age-old question: What are the chances of finding love as a Radiohead fan? Finally, science has an answer.

1. Compatibility Metrics:  

   - PROS:  

     - Deep emotional intelligence (or at least a convincing facade of it).  

     - Excellent taste in music (objectively correct).  

     - Ability to discuss existential dread with poetic flair.  

   - CONS:  

     - May unironically describe Amnesiac as the peak of music. 

     - 40% chance of crying during True Love Waits. 

     - Risk of partner discovering your OK Computer shrine.  

2. Statistical Findings: 

     - Dating another Radiohead fan: High compatibility, but risk of mutual spiral into How to Disappear Completely.  

     - Dating a non-Radiohead fan: Possible, but they must tolerate you.

Final Calculation:  

Your odds of getting a girlfriend as a Radiohead fan are:  

2.7% (If you're not a hardcore fan.).  

Recommendations:  

- Don't play House of Cards at a romantic moment.

- Don't mention Radiohead.

- Take showers.

Conclusion: You're not getting no damn girl lmaooooo