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Uncle George: Fun in the 1400s

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Greetings this is GOD (no not that one one the other one) here to give you all the Uncle George story with out Oolong's stupid side adventure (Rip  John Gar Gar Garcia). so enjoy all of the adventures from 1453-1499, GOD OUT. The Birth and Childhood of Zio Georginio (1453-1471) » Continue Reading

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Let me tell you about my Uncle George he crazy (Part 4)

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Hello and Greetings once again readers for I have returned with more tales to tell as I have finally got a working computer. to make a long story short in the moving truck where I left off my last post I was not in fact alone for I was in the company of homeless man by the name of Ruko Shembo, who had a working 2007 ThinkPad which he only used to look at news.com and write FNAF fanfiction. So with... » Continue Reading

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Let me tell you about my Uncle George man he crazy

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Let me tell you a bit about my uncle George man he crazy man. he lives in Seattle and no one has heard from him since 2011, he was last seen flying over Seattle ( yes he can fly like superman, why, because he can don't question it). man you think that's crazy part let me tell you a simplified version of events and stories about my uncle starting with. The Birth and Childhood of Zio Georginio (1453... » Continue Reading

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Let me tell you about my Uncle George he crazy (Part 3)

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Greetings once again. I have stolen the family computer, and is currently staying at my boyfriend (it's not gay we wear socks) John Gar Gar Garcia's house which borders Kazakhstan and Pakistan. Now where was I? Oh yes Uncle George just got to Castile (remember his name is still Zio Georginio, PAY ATTENTION) . However many of you may have read the last part and don't believe the Pope incident happe... » Continue Reading

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Let me tell you about my Uncle George man he crazy (part 2)

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Okay I just finished working my 26 hour shift at the fish factory, now where was I...oh right Uncle George heading for Castile. but before we continue let me add some details I forgot to add in the last post ( I'm a bad storyteller) so he's what I forgot to mention: Carl is dead (he died of dysentery in 1470). Uncle George ( Zio  Georginio for those not paying attention) abandoned h » Continue Reading

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My thoughts on Open Season 3

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Open season 3 Review:  2/10  WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. this film was way to fast and fuck all happend within it. They relied to much on the cliché of people need to do other things like LOOK AFTER YOUR FAMILY before going on a sausage party with the boys. Bob the Booty check master returning stops this movie being a 1/10 plus that bear Sasha could get it. » Continue Reading

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