Drip Drip, drip, drip every now and then i hear a drip the tent does not keep me dry this all feels like a bad trip it is cold and damp i know not where i am » Continue Reading
Dear readers, This is a serious post coming from your author. We have been in a whirlwind of unfortunate events. Due to the recent state of America, I was deported and my ghost writer, in an attempt to stop this, has gone missing. The reason I am still able to write this is because the ICE truck got into a terrible accident when attacked by my dear ghost writer on horse back armed with military g... » Continue Reading
Since you've been gone I've been empty you've become my threescore years and ten the motivation behind my vivacity and when you promised to be my forevermore ghostwriter you meant it. I wish you hadn't and now your gone by no means of your own I see your empty chair and I cant help but weep I despise my gormless large Chungus life » Continue Reading
the tik, the tok wether it be on the clock oh we will miss you my dear chinese spy friend with great sorrow we say good by donald trump please save us donald trump please sa » Continue Reading