whenever i listen to music i get all happy kicking my feet and shit, like “oh my GOD this is so attractive”. i have PERFECT taste in music. ughghhhfbfbf i have so much in common w myself. if i find a male version of myself i js KNOW he’d hate to see me coming. id want a bite of myself fr. why the SHIT am i single eughhfhfbfbrbr i want a chocolate chip waffle !! » Continue Reading
whenever i listen to music i get all happy kicking my feet and shit, like “oh my GOD this is so attractive”. i have PERFECT taste in music. ughghhhfbfbf i have so much in common w myself. if i find a male version of myself i js KNOW he’d hate to see me coming. id want a bite of myself fr. why the SHIT am i single eughhfhfbfbrbr i want a chocolate chip waffle !! » Continue Reading
i feel like i’m the only person in my school that goes for nothing more than a diploma !!! my school has a lot of muslim guys, but i find it so funny how they draw the line at pork while doing the most devious, toe-curling bad deeds. they have girlfriends who they call bitches, underage sex, and they drink, but a pepperoni stick ? nuh uh !!! if i see one more girl show up in a tube top and a pair ... » Continue Reading
not to get all geeked but the internet is soooo cool. no matter what your interests are, there’s someone out there- whether it be a 12-year-old wattpad writer, or a middle-aged father, or some mid-20s jobless incel loser- that shares that same interest. you can make friends, be entertained, share your thoughts, listen to music, cry, get freaky- ANYTHING. it’s versatile asf. not to sound all loser-... » Continue Reading
whenever i walk into my school and there isnt a sea of eager all-american women awaiting me it distresses me. like im very confident in my gender identity and blah blah blah but the urge to be a brainless tiktok guy is insane. i was BORN to say “you ladies alright?” “ladies, ladies! one at a time!” it rolls off my tongue. born to have a roster forced to be in love with a man that doesn’t want me 😞... » Continue Reading
guys id be literally the coolest person on the planet if only my dad was rich and famous 😠ill never forgive chance for not giving me the chance to be known just bc of daddy’s bank account. id be so good at doing nothing except being rich and bratty. imagine being able to live life knowing you’re never going to have to lift a finger without any repercussions??? a girl can dream 😓 » Continue Reading