im mentally a player and physically a teenage girl

whenever i walk into my school and there isnt a sea of eager all-american women awaiting me it distresses me. like im very confident in my gender identity and blah blah blah but the urge to be a brainless tiktok guy is insane. i was BORN to say “you ladies alright?” “ladies, ladies! one at a time!” it rolls off my tongue. born to have a roster forced to be in love with a man that doesn’t want me 😞

ugghh im so salty why cant i be spiderman