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Genesis- The Born, the Formed, and the Soul

Category: Life

There's two. Well, three, actually, if you count the original. They were born as one soul, then they birthed him. Here's the thing: everyone births someone. Not, like, physically, but metaphorically. You're born, physically, out of your mom, and it's just you. Your soul. But then, you start to develop. You birth a personality. You know, the voice in your head. Your likes and dislikes. You know how... » Continue Reading

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Where are y'all getting this 'unconditional love' from?

Category: Life

Is it on Amazon Prime? Two-day shipping would be nice » Continue Reading

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[Splatoon 3] I think Respawn Punisher pisses people off more than anything

Category: Games

Really. The difference in respawning doesn't actually feel like much. I think people get angrier at seeing the flashing icon when they get splatted, if anything. Yeah, it's annoying, I won't lie. I use it and still get annoyed when I get splatted by someone else who has it. But I think people forget it also applies to the user. Respawn Punisher isn't free. » Continue Reading

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"Have you tried yoga and drinking more water?"

Category: Life

Therapy isn't enough; I need to beat a man with my bare hands » Continue Reading

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I think everyone needs to go insane at least once

Category: Life

In a character-developing way. There are so many things you can't understand until your words truly don't meet anyone. In that moment when the safety you thought you had slowly falls to the ground and settles like a grackle feather. The smiles you once interpreted as kind are now malicious. Actually, they were the whole time, you just didn't notice. It's like seeing your room through a mirror with... » Continue Reading

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"What do you need that cane for?"

Category: Life

Let's think about that question for a second. Why do some people sit in a wheelchair? Why do some people wear glasses? Why do some people take medication? So I can walk, asshat. » Continue Reading

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Don't treat service people like shit

Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

That should be really easy. They're people, too. Not animals, not objects, not your maids. People. Yeah, this place fucking sucks. I hate it, too. It's crowded and hectic and I'd much rather be at home. But just because I didn't happen to see you, specifically, in a crowd of people, doesn't mean you should snap your fingers at me like a dog until I come to you. Don't take things off of my cart whi... » Continue Reading

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If they didn't want us to eat soap, why did they make it food-scented?

Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

No, really. I'm looking at you, Bath & Body Works. Out here releasing shit like Strawberry Poundcake thinking I'm not gonna guzzle it down like an alcoholic construction worker at 5pm. » Continue Reading

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Don't eat the donuts out of the display case

Category: Food and Restaurants

Seriously. I don't care which grocery store you're in, the donuts out of the self-serve glass cases are not to be trusted. For starters, they always smell like wet dog. Every time I go to put up the pastries in there, the smell hits me like a damp towel to the face. I don't know when the last time maintenance cleaned the case, but the evidence points to either long ago or never. Oh, the flies. The... » Continue Reading

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What the fuck is a "convience fee"?

Category: Life

Why do I have to pay to pay my bills? Is there anything else? A breathing fee? A blinking fee? I swear to fuck, if you can be charged for it, you will. All under the guise of "convenience". This isn't convienent, this is the only way I can pay, you dipshit. » Continue Reading

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Stuck Inside Someone - Unfusing Yourself?

Category: Life

I guess it was kinda interesting at first- I mean, who sits in the driver's seat of a car with no wheel? I can just cruise through life like this. No body, no one to perceive me. I can really just be carried through life. She's smart. She makes good decisions (mostly), even if she needs help a lot. But that's when the interesting part faded. As in, this really fucking sucks . No, really. Try being... » Continue Reading

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