HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL WEIRDOS! I've returned from my deep deep cave of wonder and mischief. Little updates for who ever wants it. College going good I have passed..... so far 3 wtf is going on right now? Idk but got damn it we are going to figure it out and be okay. ASSSSS for the future of this blog-ness thing I will fully be embracing my girl blog era for whom ever wants to see it. The history o... » Continue Reading
HELLO TINY PEOPLE IN MY COMPUTER i MISSED YOU!! SOOOO... UPDATES! This internet wench is in college! and it's killing me! Tell me why I had to do 3 essay's in the FIRST WEEK with 6 other classes!?!?! What is this? But I recently got some accommodation's so that's a slay age moment for me :D I haven't done my nails in a while BUTTTTT I've been working more consistently so I have more MONEY and ... » Continue Reading
HEY JELLIES!!!! I've returned i haven't much to say at the moment but there are BIG thing's coming this way. first I'm going to COLEEGE!! (goodness she's so smart) i will be sure to update when things get CRAZY but until then have this as a gift for my absence » Continue Reading
i don't know if I've ever mentioned but your girl is absolutely obsessed with vampires. i NEED to watch interview with a vampire i need more vampire kins. I've never seen twilight (except for that baseball scene wtf was that actually?!?!) because i don't wanna pay for it and there are so many. WWDITS my beloved. my wonderful vampire bbys THEYRE ON THEIR LAST SEASON NO!! nut yeah ill come back ... » Continue Reading
HELLO MY SWEET HONEY BEES!! IM BACK much has happened but first i would like to apologize for VANISHING (how could I?!?) BUUUUTTTT first things first !. MY beautiful typewriter keyboard BROOOKKKKEEEE(FUCK) but this give me an excuse to order an even sillier one 2. I GRADUATED (GROWN WOMAN!!!) 3. i still very much love emo men AND WOMEN (PRRRIIIDDDEEE) (and everything in between bbys) 4. the h... » Continue Reading
I was scrolling on Instagram today and saw a pinup model in one of those BIG martini glasses, and let me tell you i would KILL to be in one of those. sitting in one in satin lingerie and a bit of water with my hair and makeup done. GASP the liffffeee i swear. i love their little outfits and would kill a man to have hundreds in my closet. the idea of being cute and sexy is so appealing to me espec... » Continue Reading
I like to lie in bed and daydream (to my girlish songs) about a fantasy that will never come true. like falling for a man who will never want me or yearning for someone that isn't real. I often think that i can't be in a relationship or its impossible for a man to be attracted to me romantically (let alone sexually) so i dream about my love for someone without considering that they might feel the... » Continue Reading
WHO WANT ME. i scream into the void and no one answered. ANYWAY deathly afraid of intimacy and men but GOD I NEED A MAN AND I NEED ONE NOW i need someone to hold me and tell me how absolutely gorgeous and beautiful i am and everything in between. EVERYTHING. where are the hoes. the only hoe i have is the bad bitch i see in the mirror. a guy talks to me. "I'm normal" i say as my hands shake a... » Continue Reading
HOLY F U C K. my cousin is having a PART TAY and I'm fucking INVVVIIITTTED. I've never been to party before (sue me bitch) i n e e d to slay. but not in a "upstage my cousin" kinda way (if i did that i just might kill myself) but in a way where she can use me as an accessory to make her look cooler. like yeah look how cool, anyway here's my cousin that doesn't look like absolute dog shit. i c... » Continue Reading
so far so good lads:) but as far as my thoughts good I've been thinking about me and the serious. im not a very serious person most of the time simply because i like to enjoy my time with myself and ik that sounds like pretty much non sense to other people but what can you do ya know. i take myself seriously though. and i knew that giving myself a little giggle every now and then makes me feel ... » Continue Reading
I LOVE emo men. I want my man DECKED in full hd eyeliner. I want him to look like he did his makeup 3 days ago and for some reason its still on his face. but its just a smidge too difficult because i literally cant find them. WHERE ARE THEY. i am gnawing at the metal bars of my girl enclosure and you Myspace readers are the bystanders at the girl zoo watching me. is it too much to ask for? al... » Continue Reading