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"accepting being a menace to society"

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But Professor Utonium accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction...

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... DANK MEMES. What even is a "dank meme" anyway. Most of the so-called "dank memes" I've encountered have been relatively low-effort and not very funny, like they're trying to be abstract and random for the sake of being abstract and random, and that's so not how to be funny. There is an art to abstraction and randomness, and when performed correct, it can be very funny. But obviously just runni... » Continue Reading

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I miss the old internet

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Maybe it's just the lack of sleep talking, but man, oh man, do I miss the internet circa 2005. Such a simpler time. Much less to obsess over or worry about. There was just blogs, forums, primitive video hosting sites with easygoing content, flash games, flash websites, Homestar Runner, a couple of MMO games you could play in the browser, slow loading JPEGs, weird niche websites, AIM, Yahoo Messeng... » Continue Reading

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"And they shouldn't fence at night or they're going to hurt the gymnasts."

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So, like, what's the deal with people? Like, you go to the store to go and get some canned green beans, because it helps you cling on to the feint remains of your sad, sad childhood and also because you don't like getting fresh green beans because no matter what you do you just can't freaking get it cooked right and it tastes all gross and rubbery and you can't stand it... anyway, So like you go t... » Continue Reading

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Time for some hardcore slaphappy buttsmackin' good music

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I mean, this just slaps , you know what I mean? I can't get over it. » Continue Reading

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"We took the truck that helped build this country and made it as big as a friggin house."

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Ok so like, what do you do when, like, you're just laying there, in like, your bed and stuff, and then like, you see that the remote is all the way over on the other side of the room, and you're like, "well why is that way over there?" But like, now you need to decide, because like, you're so incredibly comfortable but like, now you need to maybe get up and get that remote, because like, that one ... » Continue Reading

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