But Professor Utonium accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction...

... DANK MEMES.

What even is a "dank meme" anyway. Most of the so-called "dank memes" I've encountered have been relatively low-effort and not very funny, like they're trying to be abstract and random for the sake of being abstract and random, and that's so not how to be funny. There is an art to abstraction and randomness, and when performed correct, it can be very funny.

But obviously just running around accosting people and saying "I can count to potato," isn't how it's done.

You know what I miss?

Cheese Nips.

I guess I was really the only person who liked Cheese Nips, because whenever I ask people about them, I always get told that Cheez-Its are better. Honestly, I genuinely disagree.

A few days ago I decided to watch some old Julian Smith videos, and discovered to my horror that many of them were posted over 12 years ago, and that made me realize that 2012 was 12 years ago, and I'm really not comfortable with that realization.

The darkness is creeping towards us, whether we're ready for it or not.

It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine, but eventually, everyone runs out of time.