This is like taking candy from a baby...

Which is fine by me.

So, like, you know those, um, like, floppy disks that we used to have? Like, the hard diskettes that had paper labels that you could write on? Just these nice, reusable, physical, compact, little disks that made a satisfying tactile feel when you put them in a drive. I miss those.

Growing up is realizing how much you now relate to the chorus of the song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.

It's not a phase, Mom.

There's a part of me who wonders how I can go and be more social in my life, but then I go out in public and watch people stare at phones and try and film themselves doing dumb dances and I think to myself, "what a horrible world."

I see trees of green,

Green trees here too.

I see the trees,

And they are green.

And I think to myself,

I am lost in these woods.