CowboyCallin

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"Suffering (From Success)"

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Feet

Category: Life

We need to de-stigmatize US imperial units. Why does the rest of the world think the metric system is better? What if I like feet? 12 inches is pretty great too? What’s wrong with 12 inch feet?  » Continue Reading

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Be a Man Pt. 2

Category: Religion and Philosophy

Remember gentlemen  If you’re cold, so are her feet  Buy her a pair of socks…better yet, use your mouth. She’ll appreciate the favor.  And you can appreciate the flavor  Edit: Yes I wrote this. No I wasn’t hacked. I’m tired of suppressing my thoughts and ideas  » Continue Reading

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Be a Man

Category: Religion and Philosophy

Remember gentlemen  If you are on a road trip and her bladder is full, be a man and open your mouth.  You must always be at her service so her relief can be your relief.  Edit: I’m not the same woman as I was when I wrote that. Idk what I was thinking. I’m sorry y’all😔  » Continue Reading

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New Guy

Category: Friends

I remember in middle school this new guy moved to our school and me and my friends terrorized him all the way till 12th grade. He was mad cool. Hope he's doing good in life fr.  » Continue Reading

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Horses

Category: News and Politics

Horses are so brave bc what if they don’t want to be loud and scare people. Neighs scare small children that must hurt the horse a lot. Like they don’t want to be loud and some horses are silent and this is why. » Continue Reading

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Crush

Category: Romance and Relationships

Having a crush is the most humiliating and embarrassing thing ever. I’m considering watching Grey’s Anatomy for distraction  » Continue Reading

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Banger

Category: Life

Once you sour your me, shit won’t ever be sweat  Once you corny to me, you’re on the cob forever  » Continue Reading

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Petition to change the Alphabet

Category: News and Politics

One time I tried to capitalize ill (Ill) and I almost had a stroke. I literally had to reconstruct my entire thought process.  Cuz l could really go my whole life typing lowercase Ls instead of uppercase Is and nobody would know fr I’m I dumb? Or do y’all understand me…   ldk man. l don’t wanna get to political » Continue Reading

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Roaches

Category: Life

If roaches could fly I would literally kms Edit:  So I found out MALE ROACHES CAN FLY???!!!?! Men are literally the reason why the Earth is burning  » Continue Reading

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Drake

Category: Romance and Relationships

I’m literally so obsessed with drake. I can’t even conceptualize it…I can’t even verbalize it. He’s just so fucking funny, everything he does. But he also makes good music….I can’t- like I think I’m in love with him. Maybe if I change my name to Millie Bobbie Brown my chances of dating him will increase. » Continue Reading

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GirlsGoGames.com

Category: Games

Me playing kissing games on GirlsGoGames.Com at 10 is the reason why I am the way I am today  » Continue Reading

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Pear Phones

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

I wonder why Disney never made Pear Phones a thing? I would've hopped on that wave immediately   » Continue Reading

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