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I’m a monster.
Category: Life
I own one plant and it’s basically just a continuous cycle of me bringing it within an inch of its life then watering it again, over and over. » Continue Reading
Rob
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Every. Single. Time.
Category: Life
Every time I leave my house and do "the patdown" making sure I have my keys, phone, wallet, watch etc. it's ALWAYS to the tune of this woman/song. » Continue Reading
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My Last Day On Earth
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
I wish I knew when my last day on earth was so I could quit my job and travel and spend all my money then just lie down on some random beach and die. » Continue Reading
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A simple question.
Category: Life
Is happiness found or created? Explain your answer. » Continue Reading
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Real conversation I had today with a woman who called my work...
Category: Life
Me: Thank you for calling [redacted] Sushi how may I assist you? » Continue Reading
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It’s All Coming Back To Me Now
Category: Life
About an hour after I got my first Covid shot I’d noticed that my sense of smell was completely gone. This was a couple months ago and I felt robbed of one of my top 5 favorite senses of all time. Well, today I’m happy to announce it’s definitely starting to come back. I know this because some dude just crop dusted me. » Continue Reading
Lo Siento
Category: Life
7 years ago in Los Angeles a Hispanic woman asked me for directions in Spanish. I meant to say “no habla Español” but instead I said “no habla Inglés” and drove away on my scooter. I think about this often. » Continue Reading
Chores
Category: Life
You’re exactly like me if you need an entire day off work to take 20 minutes to wash dishes. » Continue Reading
Boogie Nights
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
There’s this one Sushi chef at my work that just randomly claps. Not a round of applause, but just one single clap. You never know when it’s coming either. And it’s loud enough to startle guests. No idea why he does it and it’s kind of annoying. Reminds me of that scene in Boogie Nights where dude is just setting off a single firecracker randomly with no rhyme or reason. » Continue Reading
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Category: Life
At this point in my life I feel like exercise doesn’t make me stronger anymore. I’m just using up all the energy I have left until I die. » Continue Reading