Real conversation I had today with a woman who called my work...

Me: Thank you for calling [redacted] Sushi how may I assist you?

Woman: Do you have a white Honda SUV license plate _ _ _ _ _ _?

Me (confused): Nooo...

Woman: You don’t have a white Honda SUV license plate _ _ _ _ _ _?

Me (still confused): I don’t have a car... umm this is a restaurant. 

Woman (seemingly ignoring my statement): I’m looking for the owner of a white Honda SUV license plate _ _ _ _ _ _. 

Me: Hold on let me ask my coworkers. 

I ask my coworkers if they have a white Honda SUV and they both say no. 

Me (starting to laugh quietly a little bit): No one here has a white Honda SUV, ma’am. I’m sorry. Is something wrong?

Woman: I’m calling from the [redacted] parking garage and there’s a chicken stuck in the engine of a white Honda SUV here. 

Me (actually laughing out loud and into the phone): I’m sorry I’m not sure how I can help you. 

*click*