iWant MY OWN World Record! - Sam Puckett

Yeah yeah, ok... so Carly, Freddie, and I DIDN'T break the world record for longest, continuous webcast ever -- cuz Spencer's "sculpture of stuff" blew up the electricity -- and shut down our web show for about 4 seconds. DANG! Soooo annoying! But Spencer did kinda make up for it by letting us help him finish his sculpture -- which got him AND US in the Book of World Records!!! AND I got to meet the WORLD'S FATTEST PRIEST (right after he fell through the floor and fractured his butt). BUT... I decided (this morning) that I WANT MY OWN WORLD RECORD. Seriously. So, here are a few world records (real ones) I might try to break: Most tacos stuffed into one's hat Longest amount of time without taking a shower or bath Largest pimple ever Most hair on a woman's legs ...AND HERE ARE SOME *NEW* WORLD RECORDS I WANT TO INVENT: Most punches to Freddie's face. Longest period of time ever without doing homework (I might already hold THAT record! LOL) Most live rats put down Freddie's pants. Loudest SCREAM... by a guy named Freddie... while he's being held upside down... by me... at the top of a tall building. Most teachers pranked in one day! (I love this one so much Fastest test ever taken (I would have to beat my own personal record which is 9 seconds on a math test. I got an F. Whoops. Oh well...) Weirdest noise ever made by a person with a mouth full of noodles.