I Was Almost a Yakimite!!! - Carly Shay

This week was ALMOST the worst week EVER! OMG, I thought I was gonna have to move to YAKIMA! Try saying "Yakima" out loud -- it sounds like a person vomiting (no offense to the nice people who live in Yakima!) So this is what happened… You probably saw our web show where Spencer showed off his "Fan of Hammers" -- which was awesome -- UNTIL one of the hammers FLEW OFF and went flying right toward my head! Lucky for me, I ducked. It was a little scary, but hey, it was an accident. No big deal. But my Granddad saw it (on iCarly) and got all mad at Spencer. He said Spencer was "irresponsible." So my Granddad tried to make me go live with HIM in YAKIMA! It was awful. I love living in Seattle with Spencer (the coolest brother anyone's ever had). Then Sam came up with a good idea -- I would do something BAD and then Spencer would yell at me, then Granddad would SEE that Spencer IS a responsible grownup that can take good care of me. So I wore trashy clothes and got fake tattoos and fake piercings!!! But it didn’t work. : ( Next, Spencer's chicken caught on FIRE and everything was terrible. Granddad was just about to take me away to Yakima…but LUCKILY he realized (FINALLY) that Spencer IS responsible. So guess what? I DON’T HAVE TO LEAVE SPENCER! I GET TO STAY IN SEATTLE IN MY COOL APARTMENT! And I get to KEEP DOING iCARLY!!!!!!