Chester McBootyButt

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The Weird side of Chester

Category: Art and Photography

Hey... I am chester... and Did you also Know that I am human?? And I have the sides of... the people you cannot see ...? The dark side of the moon shines on my back side of my butt....                                  I have really bad news . This is private. Sorry » Continue Reading

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High on Life

Category: Life

CHESTER IS BACK. CHESTER IS BACK. CHESTER IS FRONT? WHAT? NO. YES? MAYBE... SO?? does this make sense to you? If it does, you may be infected by the nuclear rat disease. These rats hang out primarily next to power plants (the place i work) and ive been infected. I fear for my life and for my future. But I am green now and I sparkle! The truth is, you can always find good things in life despite the... » Continue Reading

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Dropped in Poland

Category: Life

Hey guy! It's me, Chester McShootyShut. While flying in my new Toyota brand UFO I crash landed in poland. I do not speak polish, and I am currently typing this in the polish government headquarters for being a stinky alien. How do i get out? I don't even think the UFO is that alien, and I cant tell them that because i'm not polish. They offered me a polish delicacy, which was a bunch of pig slop. ... » Continue Reading

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URGENT!! URGENT!! URGENT!

Category: Blogging

Hey All! I just wanted to say i might not have much time to live. if you don't paypal me 500 dollars in 10 days, i might die from the goo-goo goblins. they are coming for my anus. they need it to experiment on humankind. This is no good. If you want to preserve my anus and humankind, you will KILL these goo goo goblins! If you find a      goblin roaming in your front lawn, kill him with a gun. thi... » Continue Reading

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