URGENT!! URGENT!! URGENT!

Hey All! Chester the booty of the butt here! I just wanted to say i might not have much time to live. if you don't paypal me 500 dollars in 10 days, i might die from the goo-goo goblins. they are coming for my anus. they need it to experiment on humankind. This is no good. If you want to preserve my anus and humankind, you will KILL these goo goo goblins! If you find an innocent goblin roaming in your front lawn, kill him with a gun. this will alert the goo goo goblins, and you should KILL them with BULLETS! THEY ARE NOT ADAPTED TO OUR HUMAN TECHNOLOGY (guns)

since you decided to go on my blog, and not my TEMPORARY BULLETIN you do not get the COW PICTURE. HA HA. Next time give me ur blood.