Dropped in Poland

Hey guy! It's me, Chester McShootyShut. While flying in my new Toyota brand UFO (With all the new features such as longer flight, abduction, and cow labor) I crash landed in poland. I do not speak polish, and I am currently typing this in the polish government headquarters for revealing that 'aliens' exist. How do i get out? I don't even think the UFO is that alien, and I cant tell them that because i'm not polish.

They offered me a polish delicacy, which was a bunch of pig slop. I puked inside of my own head and now it is in my bowels.

If any of that made you anxious, here is a cow picture: