STORY TIME!! So for Halloween, I was invited to this party by a guy in my school. Since I didn't have any plans and wanted to show off my sexy ass costume (I was Betty Boop btw) I decided to go. Everyone was hyping it up to be the most lit rager from last year so I had high expectations. Needless to say, I was very disappointed. So I spend 2 hours getting ready and get dropped off at this guy's ho... » Continue Reading
If you are a man that likes Jojo and thinks it is peak television then you are my op. First of all, you are GAY don't deny it bro. There is no way that you like seeing bulky men who pose in the gayest ways and say you are straight. Furthermore, the fact that you have to keep defending the show with your whole soul by saying that you have to skip seasons 1 and 2 already makes it that bad of a show.... » Continue Reading
My romance life has been pretty crazy recently, straight out of a romcom movie. I first met this fine looking specimen of a hedgehog named Sonic. He was blue and had pronouns and a quircky little personality. We dated for a good month until i fell out of interest. Soon after at a party I stumbled into another fine looking hedgehog named Shadow. He was DIFFERENT bitch. Unlike that dork Sonic he was... » Continue Reading
When i was a little lad i went to a pool with my mother and her friends. One of her lady friends was using the bathroom with the door open. When my mom took me to use the bathroom i came across the lady's whole private area. To my astonishment, she had a small penis. I remember being utterly and irrevecably shocked and confused as i thought only male species had a dingdong. For years this has been... » Continue Reading
story time: one time i was walking through the streets and i heard a spek of dust talking so i picked it up and it turned out to be a whole little town in that bitch. Turns out the mayor's son was super hot and emo so we followed each other on myspace and chated there almost every night. The only problem was that he was the size of a fucking microbe so idk how that was going to work out but our lo... » Continue Reading