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My romance life has been pretty crazy recently, straight out of a romcom movie. I first met this fine looking specimen of a hedgehog named Sonic. He was blue and had pronouns and a quircky little personality. We dated for a good month until i fell out of interest. Soon after at a party I stumbled into another fine looking hedgehog named Shadow. He was DIFFERENT bitch. Unlike that dork Sonic he was cold, manly and black. Truly an emo soul just like me. He took me out on a few dates but we were never official. A few weeks later I met Knuckles and thought he was goofy for making those TikToks with the "goddamn i hurt my knuckles" song XDDDDDD. He was definitely the romantic one of the three and made me giggle with his stupidity (he is a little slow). He would constantly tell me tales of his echigna clan or wtv they were called idrc. but at the same time shadow was getting jelly like a true wattpad controling daddy. So he forcefully made me go on a date with him and when i got there I saw the mf making out with the blue bitch sonic. i was like WHAT IN THE GAY JOJO ASS IS THIS??? And then I see sonic trying to impress knuckles too??? Like that man is a hoe. Fuck you you stupid neopronoun using quickly acting little bitvh. You a fucking hedhehog bro I can literaly stomp on you and you would be dead in a sec. Dont think your stupid little powers can stop me ive been electeruted before and im still standing. Anyways moral of the story dont hoe around with rodents that have strange powers because they might turn gay on you and just breed with eachother instead!!!
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Chintoes
I ain’t so shit lame ass hoe
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by Chintoes; ; Report
sonic get out of my comment section you freak can't even spell properly smh
by gaby; ; Report
Eat my fucking toes bitch
by Chintoes; ; Report
First of all, put those nasty grippers away, ain’t no way you’re talking when your feet are the size equivalent to your big ass head
by gaby; ; Report
Okay you Down syndrome possum, why don’t you show you’re feet?, insecure?, fucking loser
by Chintoes; ; Report
My feet are just fine thank you for asking I could literally sell feet pics and they would pay me minimum $1000. So shut your rodent ass little trap cuz ain’t no body wanna hear your yap.
by gaby; ; Report
Anyone who you ever had romantic feelings for , I fucked them while watching jojos, who’s the real bitch dork here, ugly ass feet
by Chintoes; ; Report
Clearly you cus who tf fucks while watching jojo you are literally a freak and a hoe. you should check with the gynecologist cus you probably got all kinds of stds in that bitch. have fun dying all alone cus you can't get none lmaoo
by gaby; ; Report