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Category: Writing and Poetry
Hark, indulge me as I regale upon you a tale of great sorrow.. I was once a jovial man; many a day I spent outside Then on my Steam recommended, my gaze apprehended BALATRO, offered for $14.99 » Continue Reading
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Category: SpaceHey
The amount of random friend requests I get is astonishing. It's not like it's crazy numbers or something but it's still weird that I get them. These mfs don't be commenting on my blog or replying to my blog comments or nothing; just slide in with request like we've known each other for years. » Continue Reading
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Category: Blogging
That’s it. If I don’t like it then it’s automatically bad and nobody should like it. If you like it you’re a loser because I do not like it. » Continue Reading
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Category: SpaceHey
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Category: Writing and Poetry
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious profile of a tinder whore while I read it, nearly swiping, suddenly I spied her typing "Kids? Still want them!" starts the griping, "even though I'm 44" "Tis impossible," I mut » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
Trust me guys this idea is revolutionary if you'd just give me the chance. » Continue Reading
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Category: Travel and Places
>Wake up >Remember you live in Birmingham >Day ruined » Continue Reading
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Category: SpaceHey
Pictured here is "The Average SpaceHey User" circa 2024. » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
I've just learned about periods and since that moment I've been crying nonstop. How could God allow our beautiful queens to go through a month of pain. My heart goes out to all of you ladies, keep ur head up fr fr. (I'm 6'4" btw) » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
There is no better feeling than making some random angry for no reason. Try it; you haven't lived until you've ragebaited. » Continue Reading
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