Balatro || I used to have a life

Hark, indulge me as I regale upon you a tale of great sorrow..

I was once a jovial man; many a day I spent outside

Then on my Steam recommended, my gaze apprehended

BALATRO, offered for $14.99

Naive and childish, I purchased the game

Surely it could cause no harm

I booted it up and started a run... then I heard my alarm

I had started playing at 4 o'clock 

Now it was 3 in the morning

Though I longed to rest, I could not stop—

My body would not heed my mind's warnings

Now I sit here itching and twitching

Waiting to get my next fix

Don't play this muthafuckin game yall

Balatro will fuck you up. On some real shit