WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE FRIENDING ME NOW!?!?!??!?!? hm yess slow start an- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD » Continue Reading
WHERE THE BARE LADIES DANCE AND THE MEN PLAY DRUMS ON THE BRE LADIES' ... AND THE WAY THEY SHAKE IS ENOUGH TO KILL A SNAKE WHEN THE SNAKE IS DEAD THEY PUT ROSES ON IT'S HEAD- thats all i know » Continue Reading
i hate it my brain is visualizing a gooey and disgusting stomach moving and digesting things and icky lungs breathing in oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide and it yucks me i don't like it i'm fine with playing games that have extreme gore and guts and stuff but i don't like when it comes to mine i want to live without organs i want to breath without the expansion of the chest i want to eat without... » Continue Reading
like i wear a costume of herbert p bear i made and wore for halloween, all of a sudden i feel like a ghost is trying to get freaky with me cuz like i get all sweaty i basically start feeling freaky my polar bear tail on my costume pretty much aligning where it should be, (Usually it hangs down lower) i'm on my literal knees and i have to sit in front of one of those big fans that look like a box w... » Continue Reading
Now i may be a maniac or something but I SWEAR, while i was laying down on my mom's bed, i heard creaking noises, you know what i said? "Herbert, if you try to get me i'm going to kiss you so hard and then i'm gonna pull you into the bed and pin you down and make sure you walk wobby for the rest of your ghost life." after i said that, the noise stopped, i audibly giggled at that, i think Herbert w... » Continue Reading
so it's 6:23 and i'm listening to a playlist that i made to love on Herbert P Bear and i'm just sitting there thinking about like ".....Those penguins in that tv special better move over, it's my turn to hug Herbert in fear of my impending doom" .. sometimes i have (in my opinion) the perfect combination of hating myself and loving myself. » Continue Reading